Potato and Link Soup

Good day everyone. Hope you had a fine weekend. I'm bummed I missed the BBQ on Saturday, y'all have fun? Erin I wanna see pictures from the Outback if you went. Nick if you don't sing Old Man soon I'm gonna sign you up for it myself. Here's some links:

This is an awesome puzzle game called Gravity Pods. Be prepared to waste your time. So fun.
Edit: Level 40 is a stumper. Can you figure it out?

Wow, a Slut is cheaper than a PBJ at this hotel in Singapore. Sweet.

Some innovative new "Fratents". Ever since I can remember I've been poppin' my collar with a mutha fuckin' pistol in my hand (in my hand).

Dang, I don't know what the hell this is, but it's freaky. Criss Angel magic trick.

This is pretty funny and really vulgar. The Whitest Kids You Know do a sketch on dating shows.
"I want to mace you in the face and then make you shit on a tarp."

This is really good, a video spoof of Kanye's Can't Tell Me Nothin'. This guy has a new take on a "room full of ho's" (a field full of cows). I don't remember his name but I've seen his stand-up - awesome. And here's the original video in case you wanted to compare. Wow he is a terrible rapper.

Watching these girls try to dance like strippers is like watching a new-born horse (foal?) try to walk. Both disturbing and kinda funny in a ridiculous kinda way.

Jodie, a preview of your friend??? G's = Awesomelarious

Linkalicious

This baby is having a hard day. Be happy :)

World record bench press. I could totally kick this guy's ass.

This one is for Paula. Crocodile Rock muppet style.

A hidden camera Just For Laughs Gag. My favorite is the woman who gets in there with the camera. I .. love .. lesbians, byaaaaah!!

You can't just go looking at people like that. Sensitivity Training.

Ode to the Commode

No, I didn't write a song. But I did take a picture. I was thinking this morning that all three of you are probably really curious about how I spend my day at work. Obviously you get a flavor here and there, but perhaps I could divulge real experiences. For example, my favorite part of the day occurs here, in the third floor men's room. This special toilet is probably the best crapper I've ever had the pleasure of plopping poop into. It is secluded and quiet, the toilet is the perfect height from the floor, the walls are tile, and the light is appropriately dim. It's a mood toilet, really. This is my ode to this particular commode, where I spend time each day, pooping of course, while playing Golf on my cell phone.

The picture of Chuck really should be on the wall in there. But alas, it has found a home here on knowwhatimdoin (KWID). On a side note, KWID is totally pro quo. And on a side note of that side note, Tit, LOL.

Happy Thursday

Tonight's Cruiser Ride theme is Mad Max, which I happen to think is kinda dumb, but also pretty sweet. Above you will find the foundation for an acceptable Mad Max style costume, ladies. Here's a website dedicated to all things Mad Max - ridiculous.

Here's the first trailer for The Darjeeling Limited, which looks pretty good I think.

This is pretty interesting: article about an ex-narcotics cop who wants to help you stay ahead of the law, drugs in tow.
"The war on drugs is an utterly losing proposition"

Check out these puppies. It's like you're barefoot, only you're actually not. Revolutionary.

This is a surprisingly fun game called Statetris. It's like Tetris, only with the Lower 48.

Concert Update

As usual, there are some upcoming shows that would be really cool to see.

Tonight, as Nick pointed out, we're all missing Trampled by Turtles, which is obviously the most essential show of our time. So, basically we all suck.

This Monday at the Odgen is Silversun Pickups.

Tuesday night at Hi-Dive we have Blitzen Trapper. I'm probably going to this show. Anyone wanna join me?

On Wednesday, August 1 we have Modest Mouse at Red Rocks.
And the kicker is that Band of Horses is opening, who are seriously rad. Check out their page to download some mp3s if you don't have their stuff.

Then on Thursday it's a tough call between Toby Keith at Red Rocks and Kris Kristofferson at the Boulder Theater. Ok I'm joking. Well, only about Toby Keith, I would totally go see KK. But my point is that (nearly) every single day there is something worth seeing. Incredible. Ok let's continue:

There are a few other good Red Rocks shows coming up too, but the one I will definitely see is Arcade Fire with LCD Soundsystem on September 17. This will be amazing.

Mickey Avalon is back in town at the Bluebird on August 17.

And one of the shows I'm most excited about and will absolutely go to, Magnolia Electric Co. at the Bluebird on Tuesday August 28.

September 10th at the Ogden is Devendra Banhart.

All the way in November (the 5th) we'll have The New Pornographers at the Gothic down in Denver. These guys are really good and Neko Case is part of their band too. This is really close to being a must see show.

And to round things out, Brightblack Morning Light is apparently playing four shows in Colorado over the next two or three months. I would go see them all, two in Aspen at Belly Up, which is an awesome venue, and two at the Art Museum in Denver. The first show is September 28 in Denver, so mark your calendar.

**Update: BBML is only playing one date at the Art Museum, and it's October 26th for their Inaugural Gala, which is like 1000 bucks a plate. But I still have my fingers crossed for a show in Aspen, that'd be rad.

That's all for the concert update. There's probably a bunch of good shows I didn't mention. Here's a good website for finding upcoming music. Let me know if you see anything worthwhile. I'm always up for a good concert!

MP3

Of Montreal - Faberge Falls For Shuggie

For those of you not familiar, Of Montreal is totally rad. This song will show you why.

Something to Link?

So, Tuesday is Oregon Blackberry frozen custard day at Good Times. HOLY SHIT that shit is the shit. I mean, seriously.

Next time someone threatens you, just grab an umbrella and chop their head in half like a watermelon. Or you could just use it to stay dry in the rain. Your call.

Nothing I could say will prepare you for this. I couldn't stop laughing.

Here's the original, extended version of the Fresh Prince intro. Complete with the first part of the opening scene of the first episode. Priceless.

Ha! Here's what MC Hammer was really saying. Ken Touched This (Can't Touch This).

Awesome take on the Denny's menu.
I like the Queen one, and of course, the last one pretty much takes the 'cake.

What the hell?!? This raccoon steals a carpet. Weird.

And finally, Prison Thriller. Fantastic.

Breakfast Links

This is the most linked video right now. How to create an Angry American.

White men still can't dunk. Sheesh.

The internet reposted. This is basically everything, right here. After this you can quit using the internet.

Dang, that's a quick knockout. Byaaah!

I don't know about 'best ever', but a pretty good skittles commercial. I love skittles.

Holy crap, this girl has an incredible tongue.

This is pretty great. It's a comedy article called Frat Chat. Very vulgar. More funny if you're familiar with Facebook.
"Slayed another blob" hahahaha

MP3:
Here's a spaced-out groove from Menomena called Oahu. I like to jam this while I'm driving, sort of float along down the road.

Hitting the Links

I like how this is a Womens' Tee ^^^

Please vote in the poll I have set up on the right here. I'm looking for some feedback on this whole blog vs email thing. Thanks :)

Dang, this kid does a gainer off the roof into a little pool. Pretty hairy.

This is um, this new workout, featuring Brazilian booty.

Keep pounding away at that summer checklist, you'll get there.

This is a great comedy article / bit from CH. Meanwhile on an Airplane

If you have a few minutes, check out the 100 worst places to die, in no particular order as far as I can tell.

Some favorites:

• Onstage, in the middle of your karaoke version of "Walking on Sunshine"

• West Baltimore, in the middle of your self-guided The Wire tour

• In a shiv battle over the April 2002 issue of FHM during your stay at a minimum-security prison

You have to check out this video. Ghost Riding Grandma
This thing's been circling around and I finally watched it. It's way better than I thought it would be. When you get a new car, and you're feelin' like a star, whatcha gonna do? Ghostride it!!!

Here's an old classic, Adam Sandler as Cajun Man.
Inspiration.

Have a great weekend.

Linky Dinky Dink

Here's a clip from the upcoming movie, The Ten, the first film by David Wain since Wet Hot American Summer. It's kinda long, but also kinda funny.

Dammit, sharing this with you will ruin the surprise when I break a bottle with my bare hands!!! Raaawww. Pretty neat.

Here's a ninja/parkour video that's pretty cool.

Ha, this is tight. Generic rap song parody

This one's NSFW. The instructional song on HJs.
"You've gotta suck it, f**k it, or leave it alone" Everybody now.

This is great. Short (and kinda fat) but great.

I haven't seen the show Lil' Bush yet, but here's a clip. It looks kinda funny, in a sort of disturbing/horrifying kind of way.

GC Pics

So I finally finished uploading all my Grand Canyon photos. Here's a link to the whole album on Photobucket. If you have some time to kill check 'em out, there's over 300 of them.

We have linkage

That's right folkage, here is the first linkage of this new bloggage. Wow someone shut me up.

Psh, obviously. Here's an audio clip on the health benefits of binge drinking and promiscuous sex.

I laughed at this. comedy article on bicep tats
Pretty phat, right?

haha, this is kinda old. but so great. "I'm gonna fuck your mom." classic, nsfw, and vulgar. just watch it.

i guess you have to see the dramatic prarie dog

we're gonna try this out. Here's a song by Blitzen Trapper called Wild Mountain Nation. Y'all let me know if you have issues downloading it.

And here is the title track to this blog's url. Know What I'm Doin' by Lil' Wayne
I got the shoes with the matching fit check, yeah
I got these jewels looking phat around my neck, yeah
Take a picture (click click)
Take a picture (click click)
Check me out
Yeah I know what I'm doin', yeah-e yeah-e yeah

Weekend pics

We went boating this weekend. Then we headed down to Crestone to hike this peak called Kit Carson. We didn't quite make it to the top, but we were almost killed by lightning, so it was totally worth it. Here are some photos from our hike.

San Luis Valley

Chillin' at the liquor store in Crestone

I know, you're probably thinking, "Who hit Dawson in the face with a cast-iron skillet after he took a huge bong rip?"

Some lake

That's Carson behind us

That chick is hawt

I Pick, You Click

That's the name of the game right? I've decided that what I'm doing is basically blogging, so I should start an actual blog. Lame, I know. But here it is, from the desk of C Dizzle directly to you, my soon-to-be-faithful reader. This is better anyway, I'm sure you were all sick of my emails clogging your inboxes. Now you can come here when you feel like it, instead of having highly important internet content shoved in your face all the time. What inspired this actually was a desire to share MP3s with you. First I have to figure out where I can host them, then you will be overwhelmed by songs of head-exploding quality on like a weekly basis, or so. So, stay tuned amigos.

-Crizzle