Miss Carolinka

This Miss Carolina thing just won't quit.

I like this chick's dance style. Check out Groove Girl. And Groove Girl Part II in which she dances to a Justice song. Cool video.

Good grief. This fisherman/comedian guy talks about all the different sea creatures you can, um, enjoy. "That's a moray!"

This guy forgets to take the skateboard with him. Ouch.

Have a great weekend everyone. I'm off to a wonderful wedding in Steamboat. Enjoy the extra day off and I'll see you back on Tuesday for some more internet fun. Piece!!

Glinkse

This slideshow fondly catalogs the first goatse experience.

For those of you unfamiliar with the goatse, here's an urban dictionary entry. And if you're brave, you'll do a Google image search. But that would def be NSFW.

This guy catches an incredible, gigantic wave.

Jimmy Kimmel breaks down Miss Teen SC's now infamous answer. Hilarious.

You know you've wanted to do this.

There's been a lot of these slip and slide videos recently. I'm gonna miss summer.

Lauren Caitlin Linkton

Take a geography quiz with the smartest girl in the world.

The great, magnificent land of the free. Havaii.

Jose Gonzalinks

I'm a little slow on updating today. I was actually working earlier if you can believe that.

Here's a video of Jose Gonzales playing his song Storm and you can find the link for the video for Hints at this page too. And if you scroll down you'll see a new Band of Horses MP3. Their new album is out October 9th!!

I guess this is what not to do in boxing.

Well, this is pure comedy gold right here. Watch out Ashley!

Endless Drone

Kind of a slow morning around here. I'm listening to my new Magnolia Electric Co. CD collection I just got in the mail. Mostly I've found you can't beat the last Songs: Ohia album. But I'm finding some good stuff. Here's a few links, I'll keep updating throughout the day. Don't let the edge of your seat put a dent in your butt.

The smartest girls in the world are also the prettiest. Oh wait, ooh.

Oh but let's give her a second chance shall we?

Sickeningly adorable bulldog pups. Nauseating.

This is kinda stupid, but then they roll the flavor list at the end. My favorite? Well Lemon AIDS of course. Socially conscious flavors from Ben and Jerry.

This is mildly interesting. Seven beer wonders of the world. First two are from Japan.

How cool is this? A half mile zip line to school every day. I love how the narrator tries to make it shocking. What a douche.

Explicit animal three way. Oh we've got goat action.

Music video for the Shins song, Sleeping Lessons, off Wincing the Night Away.

Interview with M.I.A. in Radar magazine.

Everybody Daylink

Well I've been online all morning and everything I've found just seems stupid. I figured it would get to this point eventually. Everything except for this one music video. I was actually kind of surprised when I realized what was going on in this video. But I admit that it piqued my curiosity as well. Mostly I was wondering if anything else would happen or if the whole video would be just her doing what she's doing. But the more I watched and the more I let the song sort of permeate the whole experience (and I love this song, absolutely love it) the more I found it to be, as I say below, beautiful. I've always thought of this song as like floating on an open sea with the waves lifting you up and down, and there's a rhythm to her movement that really fits with my own experience of the song. So basically I ended up really enjoying it, not for the provocation, but for the fit, and for the joy on her face at the end, that's pretty cool.

This is a really provocative video for Brightblack Morning Light's song Everybody Daylight. I'm not sure if it's an official video or what. Watch the whole thing though, it's beautiful. (NSFW-ish)

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Ok, give me all day and I'm bound to find something right? Here's Forbes annual Best Cities for Singles list. Winner? San Francisco.

Spotted Links

Here's a funny spoof on internet shorthand. It s u c k s (super unbelievably cool kangaroo socks).

Watch this kid run like hell after splitting his sack. Less disturbing than it sounds, it's actually pretty funny.

This is good for a few laughs. Top 10 Cheerleading Bloopers.

Wow, this is amazing. Watch this self help guy show a woman the meaning of trust. Seriously just watch it.

Holy heckerton. This guy has the world's largest and most severely fucked up hand. Photo is hard to look at.

Get swept up in the broom closet-esque fun of Curling. Sponsored by the Finest Clothing Available Today! Sweaters.

This fellow is bringing Paxil Back. SexyBack parody/cover. Put a little Seratonin in it.

This is really cool. Edited Drums. How to make music without actually making any music.

I guess the last one is real. Wowzers. Breakdancer vs. Kid.

It's the return of Man vs. Kids, here's part II. Tiny ninja warriors beat down.

And a personal favorite of mine, it's the Wrap It Up Box from Chappelle Show. Wrap that shit up B.