Attn: White People

Go here to find out what you like. And of course, if you're not white, you can visit this site to find out what really matters to white people. It's all laid out in plain language, and it's dead-on. Thanks to Erin for sending me the link.
Here's a quote from the site that I particularly enjoyed.

When white people go to concerts at smaller venues, what to do they do? They stand still! This is an important part of white concert going as it enables you to focus on the music, and it will prevent drawing excess attention to you. Remember, at a concert everyone is watching you just waiting for you to try to start dancing. Then they will make fun of you.