Flip!

Weee, this is an unexpected front flip in a go-kart. Awesome.

And here's how to accidentally fall through a window. Crash!

This is awesome, Extreme Sliding. Looks like a good way to get maimed though.

This one is definitely NSFW but is kind of amazing so I had to post it. Best sex position ever.

Dang, that's scary. Front flip over a car racing towards you.

And finally, a couple of PSAs for thought.



Have a great weekend everyone.

Zap!

This video is from my recent trip to San Francisco. Late night in China town crazy things can happen. Here's Nate's eloquent caption.

a victorious vince voraciously violates kenny's face with an electric fly swatter; chris endorses said action with his silence. enjoy responsibly: here's the clip

Here's a series of awesome photographs. Reuter's photos of the year.

Here's how they celebrate a touchdown in Canada. Byaaah!

Bust A Move. It's Young MC on Arsenio live in '89. That shit is real.

The Update

Well all kinds of things have happened around here recently, so I thought I'd fill you in. Some of you know of these developments in my life and perhaps some of you may not. But either way I just wanted to make some things clear, you know, answer some questions. As you may remember I got laid off from my job at the end of September. So that's why there were only three posts to this blog during all of October, I'm just not in front of the computer all day any more. Which, believe me, is actually quite nice. In fact, the entirety of the being laid off situation is pretty nice. Which brings us to the question of, well what are you going to do with yourself C Dizz? You're out of work, you haven't finished college, you don't even go rock climbing any more. So wtf on the barbie?!? And you're right to ask that question. Some people have suggested that I have lost my motivation in the past couple months. But those people haven't quite hit the nail on the head. You see, my motivation has simply shifted in another direction. First of all back in July I met this person who is the greatest person I've ever met. She happens to be passing through Boulder on her way from San Francisco to the Virgin Islands. So what I'm going to do, what we are going to do, is to move to the Virgin Islands together in January. This may seem outrageous or sudden to some people, and I assure you it is both. It is a rapid development to be sure. But the only thing that's outrageous about it is how much this person means to me and how amazing the relationship that we have built over the past four months is. I don't usually write posts about my personal life. But because these changes are so significant I wanted to share some of them with you. So, in short, my motivation has shifted, away from certain outdoor pursuits (because let's face it, I didn't really give two shits about my work), and towards this relationship and the direction we are taking it. And there you have it. The posts won't stop. I'll get back to giving you hilarious and intriguing updates. Thanks for reading. Mucho love.

I'm out of touch

You're out of time. Time.
And I'm outta my head when you're not around.

I know I know, it's been weeks and you're desperate for more interesting links. Well I finally have some time so once again here's some links.

Let's start with an instant classic. College Humor's Brohemian Rhapsody.

It's Halloween weekend, and here's Jerry Seinfeld doing his Halloween bit.

Ladies, looking for a costume? Check out the Girl's Costume Warehouse.

Here's a funny teleprompter blooper. I'm Ron Burgundy?

That's all for now folks. See you next time eatin' the pudding.

Ain't over

So, I'm back. Or rather, I never left, I just took a break. And to be fair, posts will be much less frequent now that I don't spend all day every day in front of a computer. My guess is that this will influence the nature of the posts as well. Now that I don't have hours to find interesting things online to share with you I will have to resort to simply sharing interesting things that happen in my life. We'll start with some photos from this past weekend in Moab. Hope you enjoy them.

I'm right here, baby

Looks like the results of the latest poll are in. Only one of you works in an office that is hot rather than cold. Any thoughts on what type of office this might be? I was thinking you might be a stripper, or a steam engine conductor, or perhaps a blacksmith. But those are just the obvious ones. Either way I'm elated, as my faithful readership has increased from 3 to 5.


I've seen this somewhere before. Classic case of American superiority complex. Divert your course.

This guy can unicycle over 144 bottles of beer. Pretty neat.

The latest installment in the Stupid Question Hall of Fame. I'm going to take question C ftw.

New Radiohead

Turns out Radiohead is releasing a new album in ten days. Pretty cool huh? But wait, there's more. You can pay whatever you want for it. I'm not sure what that really means, but I am sure that it's the coolest thing I've ever heard. Here's the article.
You can visit Radiohead's website to pre-order it.

Check out Kanye West on SNL mocking himself. This is pretty funny, and I've gotta say fairly redeeming.

Myanmar/Burma

Nathan forwarded me an email from the president of Naropa University regarding the crisis in Burma. Please take a moment to visit this link and sign the petition.
Petition to the Chinese president and the UN Security Council.

Here's some further articles on the situation in Burma.
Al Jazeera
BBC
NY Times
And a bunch of photos of the monks protesting, some of which are fairly graphic.

From the Naropa president's email:
"May peace prevail in our time."

Well what do you know

Every day I browse around the internet until I find something worthy to post. Today it has taken me almost two and a half hours to find something interesting. And here it is, this Oregon federal judge has ruled that the Patriot Act is illegal, therefor making her my hero of the day.

Ah Africa, our next door neighbor and closest friend.

Here's a kick ass rap from this little white kid. It's Bo Fo' Sho.
And here's his Youtube page so you can see his other shizz. He's got some other really funny songs.

Ooh yah, the google

Great news for older adults, Google launches 'The Google'.

College Humor has a thing 'Looking for porn but found...' and this is the one from today. We do cows. Thanks goodness this type of thing exists, someone has to do cows.

So much for freedom of speech at CSU. Make sure to vote in the poll they have there, it's a little lopsided at the moment. What the hell is wrong with people? Just because what the kid said was vulgar doesn't mean he should be fired. Yes, it was a dumb move business-wise, but let him learn his lesson, don't fire the kid. Those idiot republican fucktards wouldn't be all up in arms if he'd said Fuck Osama, or Fuck Liberals, or Fuck Cows. They love fucking cows.


Here's what all the fuss is about. Pretty bold for a campus newspaper I suppose. Still, I like the guy's style. He's making a comment on censorship (which is basically what the guy got tasered for, for speaking his mind - never mind in an obnoxious way - you guys watched that right?).

In case you guys haven't seen this yet, it's the Oklahoma State football coach defending the honor of one of his players. This is pretty badass.
And here's the article in case you're interested.

This video is pretty bizarre, you might not want to watch it at work, vulgar language and some violence. But it's a comedy. I laughed pretty hard in a couple spots. The Tourist.

This article from Radar explores the social acceptability of cocaine. Apparently doing coke in Starbucks in New York is totally fine, but at the library? Nope. Bummer.

Santiago de chilly

Hey y'all, why's it so cold in my office? When it's cold doesn't it make you tired? Cause like you have to spend all that energy to warm up your body and then you have none left for the important stuff, like writing blog entries or eating peanut butter straight from the jar. How can I do any work when I'm freezing my ass off? There's a new poll today, check it out --->

Trying to lose some of the weight? Try Beer on for size.

Haha, this is so great. LL Bean pleads with black people to end the 80 year boycott of LL Bean clothing.

Here are 10 Classic Daily Show moments. Pretty great clips from the DS.

Have you guys seen these before? Freeboards are like the coolest thing ever. Watch the video.

Oh my, this little girl gets demolished by a soccer ball. It's pretty comical actually, I watched it like 15 times.

Someone has stolen over 100,000 Moosehead beers. Apparently the representatives at Moosehead are shocked at why anyone would steal Moosehead, with all the other beer out there. Don't miss the last paragraph of the article. Hilarious.

SFO

Well we had a great time in San Francisco this weekend. This marked my first time to the city and I was amazed. The weather is perfect and the streets and buildings and views and people are gorgeous. Of course, I hardly left North Beach the whole time. But I was glad to be there.

On Saturday we participated in the North Beach Bar Run, which is an organized excuse to barhop and drink all day.

Below are some photos from the weekend from Ken's camera.




Vinny had this incredible mullet wig:




Ken and Dana actually got out and saw a few things.




And that was basically that. What an incredible place. Hope everyone else had a great weekend.

Don't tase me bro!

Did you guys see this on the news at all? I watched it the other day and it's pretty crazy. This kid gets tasered at a Kerry speech at UF.
Well now there's a t-shirt. Now that's funny. I like the guitar hero shirt too. It's almost like you could just play the game wherever you are.

I thought this was really funny. The presentation for best comedy writing for the Emmys. I think I liked Conan's the best but they were all good.

Customer QOTD

I have been problems with my computer and I have had to uninstall my computer, but now I can't install DVD2Pod because mi serial number is not valid, but I am Marcelo Velázquez Moreno and I am the owner of this serial number and I have the right to use this program, I don't know what to do to use this program, please answer me as soon as possible, thank you

It's kind of a long quote, I know. But the part where he says his name is what got me. I love it. It's like he's Antonio Banderas or Cartman's version of Jennifer Lopez (I am Hennifer Lopez). And how he says 'mi' serial number. I love this man. Classic shit.

New domain

I have switched my domain to simply knowwhatimdoin.com. It will take a couple days or so, but after that you can simply visit www.knowwhatimdoin.com (or .net or .org) and it will direct you to this page. Someday I'll get off my ass and design my own page, but for now this is much easier. And now people who can't view blogs at work can view mine.

Huge Crab

Well I came across this website today and I must say it is completely useless. However, it's pretty funny, and very mildly interesting. Take a gander at Huge Crab. Make sure to read the FAQ, which is pretty funny. "If one had a huge crab fear, an appropriate one would be a huge crab ninja."

Next time you're in Seattle, catch a ride on the S.L.U.T.

In case you missed the Emmys (like I did) here's Brian and Stewie taking a few digs at everyone on TV.

This woman (Nancy whatever) is always such a giant moron on CNN. Here she is proving herself retarded on Jeopardy.

Dave's Rabbits

Rock and Ice is having a writing contest on their website and my friend Dave McAllister has submitted a piece he wrote about a climbing road trip to Bishop. Check out the article and vote for it (link at the bottom of the page).

It's almost Friday, ok not really

Today we have some images for you to enjoy.


I laughed at this Onion article about sexual fantasies.


Watch this guy almost fall off Niagara Falls. What the hell was he doing out there?

Here are the winners of the 2007 World Beard and Moustache Championships. Seriously.

AF and LCD

What is it that makes a truly amazing concert truly amazing? There are a number of factors that combine to create the fullness of a concert experience. There is the venue, which in the case of Red Rocks is generally a positive, especially when the weather is good, as was the case last night for the Arcade Fire and LCD Soundsystem show. Then we have the sound quality, which has a lot to do with the venue sometimes, but RR usually has pretty decent sound, being a natural amphitheater and all. The band's performance is a huge piece of the pie. Some bands have a natural stage presence and energy and, of course, talent that make them good live performers. In my opinion both bands last night had this vibe going; high energy producing high quality music. They seemed to be having fun. And then we have the crowd. In my experience the crowd is probably the single most important factor in creating an amazing concert. Generally a good crowd is compelled to be good by an excellent performance. So the responsibility for creating a good audience does lie partially with the musicians. However each concert tends to take on its own personality, influenced primarily by the people in the audience. Last night that personality was absolutely disappointing, if not downright unpleasant.

My friends and I arrived inside the venue and found a place to stand along the left edge of row 13 right as LCD took the stage. We enjoyed the first few songs of their set and then decided to try to move closer. Our vantage from row 13 was fine, in fact I enjoyed the perspective, and I only moved in order to find that central dance vibe that one hopes to encounter at a show like LCD. As we made our way down toward the front and center of the amphitheater bleachers it became obvious that people were not into the performance as much as we'd hoped. Some folks were sitting down and others were standing, watching the band play with a sort of mild, head-nodding, passive interest. We had hoped to find at least say, 30 people dancing and actually enjoying themselves. What we found instead was an entire crowd of people who literally yelled at us for trying to move closer. As I stepped down a row into some open space next to one particular man he immediately turned to me and told me to move away. He did not ask me, he told me, and in a very unpleasant manner. At this point I was getting a little frustrated with the attitude in the crowd, and I was frankly surprised at the lack of energy that was taking place right in front of the stage. I didn't know what to say. I suggested that he remain calm, that I wasn't trying to ruin the show for him, but that I was looking for a friend, which was true. He suggested that I look somewhere else. "How long have you been here?" he asked. "I just got here," I replied - meaning right to that spot, as I'd been at the show for over a half hour. "Well I've waiting here all day, so you need to move," he snapped. Well, I thought, that's odd, since the doors opened at 6 PM, that you would have been here all day. But let's say this fellow had been there all day, does that mean he is somehow entitled to enjoy the concert any more than the rest of us? I understand his position, he wanted his space and he didn't want someone stealing it. But it was more than that. He felt somehow entitled to this experience that he felt he had earned and that I had not. He was offended that I would try to share in this experience that he was more deserving of than I, since perhaps he lives or works closer to the venue than I do and was able to get there before me. This attitude was shocking to me, primarily because the entire crowd displayed it. But the important distinction is probably not that people had this or that bad attitude, it is that they did not have the most important one, which is one of community and respect, and mutual enjoyment. This is the attitude that makes a concert experience fulfilling and fun, and it was completely absent during last night's performance.

I have never before had such an unpleasant interaction with the crowd in general at a rock concert. I was surprised, slightly offended, and completely turned off. My friends and I chose to move higher in the venue rather than succumb to the conflict at hand. Up high in the bleachers at Red Rocks we had an amazing time together dancing to the music and taking in the view of the city. Arcade Fire played a really nice set, if somewhat short, and intoxicated as we were I'd say it was one of the most fun shows of the summer. However the crowd down low left a pretty bad taste in my mouth. I will avoid the temptation to make some sort of cultural generalization about the members of the audience last night. I'm not even sure exactly what it would be. But I can tell you that the lack of love was a stark contrast to my expectations, and a sore disappointment.

Rain to Shine

What a beautiful day huh? It rained all morning and then got gorgeous. Have some links.

This article commemorates the life of Michael Reardon, one of the most accomplished free soloists of our time.

This is a fantastic ad for some cologne.

Here's P4k's news post about the concert I'm going to tonight. It's Arcade Fire and LCD Soundsystem! Can I get a what what?

10 things you'd probably rather not know about the human body. Or something. A few interesting facts about our lovely selves.

GFY QOTD
Re: Hayden Panettiere's dress at the Emmys
While I absolutely applaud her decision to go modest and demure, if I were as young and nubile as she is, and heading to the Emmys, and recently broken up with my boyfriend, I might have gone for something a bit less Napoleonic Courtier in the Third Trimester and something a little more self-contained.

Tamale and donut

That's what I ate for brekkers today. I told Cecilia that her mom's tamales are so good they could make a white boy sing. How happy are you that it's Friday? Me too! What a wonderful, cool, hint of autumn type of day. Now enjoy the internet:

Oh my god. This guy makes a response to Chris Crocker's leave Britney alone video. Leave Chris Crocker Alone. Wow that is harsh.

On that note, Britney apologizes to the world in this heartfelt animation.

You have to admit it now, rollerblading is cool. Beautiful rollerblading.

Here's an interesting take on the regional cultures of North America c.1981. Joel Garreau's Nine Nations. I like how he calls our home part of the empty quarter like there's nothing there of any import. But let's remember, this was over 25 years ago. Either way, at least we live in the capital of emptyness, Denver.

Firemen use the force of a bunch of hoses to lift a car way up in the air. Neat.

Nathan was kind enough to forward this informative article on diet and exercise. Turns out that getting just a little high and playing frisbee every day is the key to making your brain bigger. So grab a glass of wine and a small piece of dark chocolate and read this shit.

Here's a great anti-piracy ad. You wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet and then go to the toilet in his helmet and send it to his grieving wife would you?

This made me laugh, this guy is doing the trust fall thing with his students and it doesn't quite work out.

This is a cool video. I'm not really sure how to describe it. It's about babies and razor blades, but not like that. Check it out.

This is totally unrelated to anything, but I just thought it was a great picture.

Thursday Yoursday

I'm not sure where this theme of Thursdays being just all about you came from, but we're gonna run with it. I mean, what other day of the week is yours to do with what you please? Oh, Sunday you say? Fine, whatever. Thursday was just trying to be nice.

John Hodgeman shares his 8 crazy steps to success, modeled by the president.

So I saw this video yesterday and honestly I thought about posting it, but then I thought, who really wants to watch this kind of sad shit? And I was right, no one really wants to watch this shit. But then I saw that even fucking Yahoo had an article about it on their front page and I was like, ok I'll post this stupid shit. Now, let me give you a little background on Chris Crocker, the guy who made this video. He is a long time Youtube user and he's made a ton of videos. In the past the stuff I saw all seemed pretty comical, like he was taking himself seriously but not really. And now with this video and some other more recent ones I watched it seems like he's either putting on a crazy show or that he's fucking insane. Either way he is quite a character, and that is why I'm posting this video. So, for your internet-enrichment, here is Chris Crocker's inexplicably real-seeming bawling outcry against Britney Spears bashing.

This is the unedited version of Britney's performance the other night at the VMAs. No wonder Chris is so upset, this girl is just really going through it right now.

And in a more recent update, here we have Chris's response to what apparently was a Fox News story about his video yesterday. This is just so much fun.

Cooking video with Raekwon the Chef. 36 Chambers of how to cook salmon kid.

Have you ever wondered what Devendra Banhart's house looks like? Me neither. But here it is. Pretty cool video of him giving a little tour of his house, and then a video of him playing Freely. Nice.

Links of Boredom

Hi everyone. It's time for some links. We have a great post for you today.

Here we have an amazing video called Beats of Boredom. If you watch one video online this week this should be it.

Here's a really cool search tool. Type in a search phrase and it will search Flickr for any related photos.

This is pretty cute, and very 'internety'. Baby's first ROFL.

Here's a cool compilation of crazy jumps.

This is a repost, but this Ninja Warrior obstacle course thing is just so cool. This guy is only the second person to complete it.

They find some really dynamic people to do the Real World. This is the most ridiculous apology ever. 'Apology accepted, this was a good talk.' Haha.

And now for the second best video of the day. I'm even going to explain it to you ahead of time 'cause I'm that nice. You're about to get Rick Roll'd. You definitely need to hang in there until about 2:08 for the guy jumping up against the fence. Nice move.

Life wouldn't be complete without the Family Guy version. Best part is the end, 'I didn't like any of that.'

Linky Craig

Well the Daily Show is back from a two week break, and here's a great clip about the Larry Craig scandal.

Here's Uber's top ten moments in funny fat people internet video history. Some good ones.

Apparently this is some kind of beer mobile. I can't really tell, but it's kinda cool/funny.

This is where mountain biking stops being fun.

Family Guy's take on Carl Sagan's Cosmos edited for rednecks. We really live in at least two very different worlds.

The government's answer to under-funded schools. God bless America.

Here are some pictures of crazy hair dos to look at. My favorite is the second pic of the guy with the Jesus shirt on. He reminds me of that one dude at the Outback.

This guy has some rad skills on a bike.

This woman spends her days rescuing beavers in a Beaver Believers t-shirt and a fanny pack. "I love that smell. Don't you just love it? Nothing smells better to me," says Sherri Tippie, inhaling deeply. "I was born for beavers."

FINALLY!! The next installment of Prank Wars, this is the 6th prank. Amir gets his long awaited revenge on Streeter at a Yankees game. This really is an awesome prank.

A really good internet short with Bill Murray and Mel from Flight of the Conchords.

Werewolves and LolliLinks

Happy Friday yo's. I'm so happy this week is coming to an end. Longest week of the year for yours truly. Anywho, today I'm listening to Patton Oswalt's new-ish comedy CD called Werewolves and Lollipops and let me tell you something, it is the finest comedy album ever made. Well ok, that's probably not true. But it is the best comedy album in the known universe, ever. Ok I'm exaggerating. You would totally laugh if you heard my tone of voice when I said that. I'm doing this voice, kind of like a 'haha I'm hyperbolizing the shit out of this, I'm the funniest person in the entire world' voice. So but I'm serious though, it's pretty good. Patton's brand of humor is great because he tells stories, he keeps people engaged, and he ad libs a bit too. He plays off himself, working his one liners in with the rest of his story, or tacking them on at the end. I dig it, it's hilarious and thoroughly entertaining.

Thursdays are for you

Go here to have a little 'me' time on the internet.

100 years and 100 grandkids. Give that man a key to the city. What a performance.

GFY QOTD
Here's a snippet quote from GFY, you don't even need the context to appreciate its genius.

He was toting a camera crew with a RockMeTV.com sticker on it, so we can only assume he is there to spread the word via audio-visual wizardry that you are, indeed, fully encouraged to rock him.

Here's a thrilling almost-ski-accident.

Hella painful looking swimming pool stunt mishap. Is that even a sentence? That sounds ridiculous.

How Smokey the Bear got his name, according to Robot Chicken.

Blooper compilation from season 3 of The Office.

Here's a funny clip with Jack McBrayer. You don't have to look like a criminal to live like one.

Creamy Links

So, this weekend we're thinking about another Ruby Horsethief trip. Just 'a lazy float down the river in the brilliant sunshine'. Lemme know if any of you three are interested. Here's some links.

This guy has been in college for 14 years. What an idiot. He's my hero.

Responsible fathers drink vodka.

Haha, here's GW answering the Miss S.C. question. (YTMND) You're the man now dog, for those of you unaware of this webpage, consists mostly of videos like this one, with simple images and spliced audio or something similar. Here's a good example that combines The Shining with the Kool Aid man.

Rough case of the Tuesdays

Hi everyone. Welcome back after the long weekend. Here's some links to start your week off nicely. Enjoy the short work week.

Shaolin dudes do handstands on two fingers. Pretty impressive.

How to crash a speedboat. Holy guacamole.

More from the Angry Video Game Nerd. This episode is about Bible games. This is like 20 minutes.

Super cool coin trick. Ten quarters into ten glasses! Totally fake.

If only I'd seen this recruitment video earlier, I definitely would have gone to App State. Pretty awesome that they beat U of M though. Although I'd take Mich over OSU any day.

Sweet backflip, sour landing.

This is what happened when I snuck up on your mom.

This lady dances herself right off the stage at the Baltimore Dancehall Queen competition.

We were talking about bees last night, and here's an awesome music video from Menomena of their song Evil Bee.

And another Menomena video, this one for the song Rotten Hell. It's a slow motion food fight, really cool.

This guy plays the shit out of the drums on a keyboard. I'll take five!

Miss Carolinka

This Miss Carolina thing just won't quit.

I like this chick's dance style. Check out Groove Girl. And Groove Girl Part II in which she dances to a Justice song. Cool video.

Good grief. This fisherman/comedian guy talks about all the different sea creatures you can, um, enjoy. "That's a moray!"

This guy forgets to take the skateboard with him. Ouch.

Have a great weekend everyone. I'm off to a wonderful wedding in Steamboat. Enjoy the extra day off and I'll see you back on Tuesday for some more internet fun. Piece!!

Glinkse

This slideshow fondly catalogs the first goatse experience.

For those of you unfamiliar with the goatse, here's an urban dictionary entry. And if you're brave, you'll do a Google image search. But that would def be NSFW.

This guy catches an incredible, gigantic wave.

Jimmy Kimmel breaks down Miss Teen SC's now infamous answer. Hilarious.

You know you've wanted to do this.

There's been a lot of these slip and slide videos recently. I'm gonna miss summer.

Lauren Caitlin Linkton

Take a geography quiz with the smartest girl in the world.

The great, magnificent land of the free. Havaii.

Jose Gonzalinks

I'm a little slow on updating today. I was actually working earlier if you can believe that.

Here's a video of Jose Gonzales playing his song Storm and you can find the link for the video for Hints at this page too. And if you scroll down you'll see a new Band of Horses MP3. Their new album is out October 9th!!

I guess this is what not to do in boxing.

Well, this is pure comedy gold right here. Watch out Ashley!

Endless Drone

Kind of a slow morning around here. I'm listening to my new Magnolia Electric Co. CD collection I just got in the mail. Mostly I've found you can't beat the last Songs: Ohia album. But I'm finding some good stuff. Here's a few links, I'll keep updating throughout the day. Don't let the edge of your seat put a dent in your butt.

The smartest girls in the world are also the prettiest. Oh wait, ooh.

Oh but let's give her a second chance shall we?

Sickeningly adorable bulldog pups. Nauseating.

This is kinda stupid, but then they roll the flavor list at the end. My favorite? Well Lemon AIDS of course. Socially conscious flavors from Ben and Jerry.

This is mildly interesting. Seven beer wonders of the world. First two are from Japan.

How cool is this? A half mile zip line to school every day. I love how the narrator tries to make it shocking. What a douche.

Explicit animal three way. Oh we've got goat action.

Music video for the Shins song, Sleeping Lessons, off Wincing the Night Away.

Interview with M.I.A. in Radar magazine.

Everybody Daylink

Well I've been online all morning and everything I've found just seems stupid. I figured it would get to this point eventually. Everything except for this one music video. I was actually kind of surprised when I realized what was going on in this video. But I admit that it piqued my curiosity as well. Mostly I was wondering if anything else would happen or if the whole video would be just her doing what she's doing. But the more I watched and the more I let the song sort of permeate the whole experience (and I love this song, absolutely love it) the more I found it to be, as I say below, beautiful. I've always thought of this song as like floating on an open sea with the waves lifting you up and down, and there's a rhythm to her movement that really fits with my own experience of the song. So basically I ended up really enjoying it, not for the provocation, but for the fit, and for the joy on her face at the end, that's pretty cool.

This is a really provocative video for Brightblack Morning Light's song Everybody Daylight. I'm not sure if it's an official video or what. Watch the whole thing though, it's beautiful. (NSFW-ish)

Edit:
Ok, give me all day and I'm bound to find something right? Here's Forbes annual Best Cities for Singles list. Winner? San Francisco.

Spotted Links

Here's a funny spoof on internet shorthand. It s u c k s (super unbelievably cool kangaroo socks).

Watch this kid run like hell after splitting his sack. Less disturbing than it sounds, it's actually pretty funny.

This is good for a few laughs. Top 10 Cheerleading Bloopers.

Wow, this is amazing. Watch this self help guy show a woman the meaning of trust. Seriously just watch it.

Holy heckerton. This guy has the world's largest and most severely fucked up hand. Photo is hard to look at.

Get swept up in the broom closet-esque fun of Curling. Sponsored by the Finest Clothing Available Today! Sweaters.

This fellow is bringing Paxil Back. SexyBack parody/cover. Put a little Seratonin in it.

This is really cool. Edited Drums. How to make music without actually making any music.

I guess the last one is real. Wowzers. Breakdancer vs. Kid.

It's the return of Man vs. Kids, here's part II. Tiny ninja warriors beat down.

And a personal favorite of mine, it's the Wrap It Up Box from Chappelle Show. Wrap that shit up B.

Customer quote and MP3 of the day

From an email:

I have a USB modem from my cellular provider and PhoneTools reckons it does not support voice transmission.

PhoneTools reckons? It reckons?!?! What else did it tell you between sips of Budweiser?

MP3
And here's another song by Blitzen Trapper, because I care. Sci-Fi Kid

Crapple sauce

This is hilarious. Phone sex in an elevator full of people. (NSFW)

Candidate for the best face plant in TV history.

Someone made a McLovin t-shirt. Awesome.

Great video of a deer jumping over someone on a motorcycle.

Here's the English translation of a Dutch children's song. Fart in the duck. Pretty funny.

Here's a Lego version of Weird Al's White and Nerdy. Fantastic.

And here's the original from Weird Al. You see me bowlin'.

An interview with Daryl Hall. Apparently he's an indie rocker now. Sweet.

Review of M.I.A.'s new album, Kala. It's the shit.

Monday Morning

Howdy folks, looks like the results from the latest poll are in. I extended it a week in the hopes of getting more votes, and it worked! I got one extra vote in an entire week. That's fucking pathetic. Anyway apparently three of you were hereditarily hot, while just one of you was sporting fresh dipped gear. Nicely done. Maybe I'll have to start addressing four faithful readers. Since I'm in a chatty mood this morning let's discuss the weekend. Friday night we did some comedy down in Denver. Bill Burr was as angry and New England-y as I had hoped, fantastic. Saturday night we paid a million dollars for bowling, and I won every game by like 50 points at least. And Sunday we saw Superbad. Here's a mini critique/review: Two thumbs way up the ass!!! The funniest quote from the movie is actually in the uncut trailer that I linked two a few days ago. Here it is: "The funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock," precious.

MUSIC

Check out this stream of Beck's cover of Lee Hazlewood's (who recently passed) Forget Marie.

And here's a Daytrotter session with Menomena.

And now we'll post some links throughout the day to keep you busy. Hope your Monday is as dull and anticlimactic as mine :)

Here is the proper use of the term 'Oh snap.'

You need to watch this video. It's really bizarre and really good. The Washington Song. (NSFW)

Japan continues to invent things that you really don't need, but you definitely need. Thank you to Eric for this one.

Here's some entries from the international photography awards or something. Really cool photos.

Here we have a goat surfing on a sheep. Don't ask, just watch it, it's hilarious.

Funny video of dancing mishaps to the tune of Safety Dance.

Here's a couple articles from Body Philosophy. World's Fattest People and World's Largest Breasts. Neither are pretty. Breasts thing may be NSFW

This woman was killed by her own camel.

This is just ridiculous. Drunk guy falls off a skateboard.

Word to the Father

Who Ya Worshippin'?? This lady must be Canadian. Eloise is OOT!

Here's a good compilation of Tobias Funke.

Capturing the Idgit Vote. Political strategists discuss the upcoming election.

Five full minutes of painful MXC eliminations. This is actually a repeat, but so worth it.

Here's a really cool video off Talib Kweli's new album Ear Drum. Out on the 21st. Here is In the Mood.

eh. Edit: meh

Ahh! I'm fuckin' bored today. What're you guys doing?

Let's see what Phantom of the Office has been up to.

This is a question that most of you have asked yourselves at one point or another. And if you haven't asked, well you've been asked. Perhaps several times a day. What About BJs? This would be NSFW.

It's the true rollergirl. Except she happens to be five years old and live in like India or something.

This gets really hilarious right about "Cornish game hen." Patton Oswalt on a 62 year old woman giving birth. (slightly NSFW)

GFY QOTD

Can I go out like this? YEAH, I CAN. I look HOT. Wait. No, I can't. I don't have the guts to go out like this. I look ridiculous. I go out dressed like Charlotte York, not Samantha Jones.

This is a great way to review an album. Indie Rock Baseball.

You like a link? I give you a link

Amazing air drums from Mr. Bean. This is really cool.

Holy cow, it's a Legs Off Dance Off. Amazing.

Jimmy Kimmel slays it at the Flavor Flav roast. "Flavor Flav is responsible for more homeless black children than hurricane Katrina." The language is NSFW.

Dude!! Backflip on a slackline? You bet your ass backflip on a slackline.

This looks painful. Face plant off a coke machine.

Jenna Jameson strikes a pose. Don't worry, it's SFW.

And in other SFW pornstar news, Ron Jeremy is still with us, barely.

Cheerleader jumpshot. Yikes.

This man is made mostly of bouncy ball material. It must be the shoes.

White Whine. A website dedicated to the trials of being white.
For example:
"Chardonnay gives me the worst hangovers."
or
"Ugh, all the good gmails are taken."

This is actually pretty funny. Public toilet prank.

MUSIC
You have to go here and stream Blitzen Trapper live on Minnesota Public Radio.
I'm telling you, these guys are really awesome.

Swedish Weed

Good day everybody. I hope you all are having a fine week so far. I wanted to thank everyone who came up to Breck this weekend, I had a great time. My cable was down since like Thursday, but I got it back up in time to watch the first episode of this season of Weeds last night. My two word review: Totally awesome. Also perking up my day was the bag of multi-flavored Swedish Fish (which are fully vegan according to Wiki) that Adrienne left on my keyboard this morning. Those are some tasty little candies, it's a shame you don't see them around much anymore.

Haha, this portly fellow is just too much for the pool to handle. "This is going on Myspace."

This is kinda funny. Watch the lady cop eat shit at around 0:27.

More eating shit. This is how to land a jump on your bike.

And one more shit eating video. Perfect zero on the landing. Ouchers.

Remember Zach Galifianikis? Here's his take on physical comedy, with the Comedians of Comedy. And speaking of them, here's a P4K Guest List with Patton Oswalt who has a new comedy album out that's supposed to actually be good.

This guy is a real professional. I wonder how you get a job like this?

Mandatory viewing. How to: Iron Penis. Dang
This is surprisingly SFW, as is everything in today's post.

This is a really interesting video called The Human Footprint. It's an hour long and it details what the average human consumes, produces, etc in their lifetime.

Good Clean Links, Sorta

Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa's Feelings? "How many sticks does one person need anyway?"

Best Dramatic Chipmunk remix yet. Lost.

Perhaps the dumbest toy ever created. It's a...wtf?

This short little article is aptly named Worst.Excuse.Ever. That about sums it up.

This was good for a chuckle. This cop body checks a reporter into a wall.

Just a typical day at work here.

More Onion News hilarity. My religion demands that I share this with you.

All this and probably more, for under 20 bucks. Check out Carlton's Breakin' and Poppin' book!

Shockingly, none of the above links are NSFW. At least, as far as I can tell. If you feel a link is NSFW but I haven't flagged it as such, leave a comment explaining just how much trouble you'd get it for watching it at work and I'll give you a gold star.

Oh boy, here we go, finally something that you'll definitely get in trouble for viewing at work, so don't under any circumstances watch this clip, ever, if you're at work. You'll definitely get fired, and you might also get AIDS or die. This guy catches his wife cheating with not one, but two lesbian construction worker clowns wearing face paint. "It's not that I wasn't ready for a commitment, I needed something different." Oh, ok, that's cool. (NSFW)

And of course, Ho's for Happiness. It's a smörgåsbord of hoes. (NSFW)

Now Sporting Full..What??

Last night David brought to my attention the fact that I've been neglecting to mark particularly inappropriate links with NSFW, which would indicate that they're Not Suitable For Work. So, in the future you will find the NSFW notation next to any link that is thusly inappropriate. For example, in yesterday's post I would affix the NSFW notation by the Louis CK link, because he has a potty mouth. But actually none of the other links are really vulgar or graphic, so I wouldn't mark any others. Giant Swinging Boobs would definitely have gotten an NSFW. And in the spirit of education, which is why you're all here I'm sure, here's a small lesson in internet lingo.
tldnr = too long, did not read
ftw = for the win, which is another way of saying "neat-o" or "this one is the best out of all of them"
itymotdatnca = I took your mom out to dinner and then never called again. I just made that one up, sorry.

And that's all for now. I'll quit so all three of you aren't like, 'damn dude, this stupid post was tldnr.'

Sumting to Dlink?

In memory of Shit Head. This woman's dog is being disrespected by an entire community in Uniontown, KY. "No different than somebody named uh Dick, or Peter." That's right, fuck those people, Shit Head was his name-o.

This man fulfills his lifelong dream of humping a dolphin.

Nice move. This looks painful. Butt scan mishap.

The Way-Too-Honest Home Shopping Network, and other interesting TV finds. Isn't it just craptabulous? Grow a mustache.

The subtleties of parenthood with Louis CK.

This is awesome. Jimmy Kimmel does a spoof trailer to The Bourne Ultimatum with Guillermo. This is funnier if you know the history with Jimmy and Matt Damon.

And of course, Ridiculous Customer Name of the Day goes to Michael Hofacker. You think dat's bad...there's no telling what he'd do to dem hoes I have in da gah'den.

This kid is a pretty badass little football player. Mostly I'm just posting this because of the Fat Joe/Lil' Wayne song the video is set to, but damn. He's like a little white Reggie Bush.
"Yeah, I'm in this bitch for terror. Got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella. I make it rain (I make it rain) I make it rain on them hoes"

And to waste your time even further, it's the best three second clip on the internet, obviously one-upping the best five second clip, Dramatic Chipmunk, also interpreted as Darthmatic Chipmunk. Here is Dramatic Baby Who Then Takes It All Back With An Overcompensating Smile.

Ok, last one. Adorable ninja babies.

...One in the Link

This has to be fake, right? The bottle's already open, right? Nip Twist Open.

Clambering in the dark for hope on Craigslist. This one could last though.

Is there a G cup flavor? Heather have you been eating these cookies all your life?
Quote of the night last night, and I paraphrase:
Heather: "Girl you ain't got no candy"
Girl: "I've got candy!"
Heather: "These are G's!!"

Wow, Kevin Smith is sharp enough, he could do standup. Watch him belittle a shit talking fan.

Go here to see the new M.I.A. video, Jimmy.

Next time you have a pressing Goth fashion crisis or question, simply consult Lady of the Manners. Friends don't let friends dress like the Crow.
"It's...fun to shock people by behaving impeccably."
Quite so, Lady, quite so.
Here's her website, Gothic Charm School.

Originally I posted this whole Lady of the Manners thing as a joke. I mean, c'mon. But then I found something interesting and useful to the layperson. Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Goth and Emo? Or perhaps what the hell either of those things actually is? Well here's the answer for you in article form, by the Lady. While she may happen to be writing about being a Goth, which I find somewhat silly, the woman speaks eloquently about having an open mind and being respectful of others, which I find compelling.

Hello Linky

The results of this week's poll are in. Apparently two of you let the cats out while one of you is convinced that my mother did it. I asked her and she denied knowing what I was talking about. Sure Mom. And the fourth response by yours truly was the correct answer, it was in fact Furry Foote who let the cats out, in all her toothless glory. Thank you once again to my three faithful readers for your participation. We'll have a new poll up by the end of the day. Enjoy some links.

Bad cops degraded with Hello Kitty outerwear.

Haha, the link I found said Worst Facebook hookup ever. I thought it was kinda sweet, if a bit cheesy. I wish my Mom was on Facebook.

I don't care how childish the humor is, this movie looks fantastic. Uncensored trailer for Superbad.

This is one of those things that I personally don't find that great, but that everyone is watching, so you should at least take a look. Tay Zonday, internet sensation, sings his original, Chocolate Rain. Yes that really is his voice. No, I have no idea what the hell he's talking about.

John Mayer remixes Chocolate Rain. Nelly Furtado style.

This looks scary, ladder diving into a little pool.

Here's some expert pole dancing to wow the crowd. Extra points for the Smack My Bitch Up / Enya mash-up.

Tree Dollars and Fitty Cent

I had to add this cartoon to the post. Found this on collegehumor. What an awesome play on words.

This is hands down the coolest and best T-shirt of all time.

Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water. -and I yelled. I said, “What do you want from us, monster?!” And the monster bent down and said, “…Uh I need about tree-fitty.”

Remember this old SNL skit Fresh-a-Pepper? It kills me every time Adam says fresh a pepper. I die, seriously.

Conan gets foiled again by The Interrupter. This seems kinda dumb about halfway through, but then it gets kinda good at the end.

You've gotta see this skater eat shit from like 50 feet up. Tots to the gnar.

Take a look at the weekend weather report from College Humor.

Why I'm Hot

Ok, so I just talked to Michaela, Hi Michaela :) And I shared with her this desire that I have for more interaction on and about this website. She, in turn, inspired me to write this post. You see, I love the idea that anyone would enjoy or get anything out of this page, but what I really would like to see is some dialog or interaction regarding the posts. There is a comment section under each post and if you happen to read a post or visit a link and you have some reaction to it, I - and the other readers I'm sure - would love to hear it, so leave a comment. So far I've gotten only positive feedback on this blog and I'm thrilled about that, thank you. However my main goal here is to encourage a conversation about these interesting things we find online and post here at KWID. So, this is a plea to your creative side. I know you have thoughts and feelings you'd like to share regarding anything and everything online. Let's hear them! Your input will improve this thing for me and for others reading. We can have fun with this. I'm already having fun with this, so help me out :) Thanks for taking the time to visit and have a fantastic day.
-Crizzle

Linkalottapuss

Linkalottapuss: noun. A dinosaur, about the size of a small elephant that thrived during the late Paleozoic period in what is today known as south central Lithuania. Linkalottapuss was omnivorous but is thought to have eaten mostly freshwater fish and the hot flesh of a smaller, gentler species commonly referred to as Stankasorass. Linkalottapuss was popular for dozing by a stream letting it's unusually long tongue lure fish into a stunned trance and then surprising them with diatribes about celebrities or worthless random unrelated but sometimes slightly comical tidbits that tended to draw from Linkalottapuss's unique perspective on dinosaur culture and life in general.

And on that note, here are some links.

This is a Fiona Apple video featuring Zach Galifianakis, who is the same guy from the spoof of Kanye's Can't Tell Me Nothin', and who is totally awesome. This, however, is not a spoof, but is just her actual video. I love it.

I guess we're doing a Zach G theme today. Here he is lip syncing Anita Baker's You Bring Me Joy. This video expresses how I feel about you. All of you.

Daily Show clip about gay people in the military. I agree, paranoid lunatics are dangerous to our country.

Wow, this chick is awesome. That door came outta nowhere honey.

GFY Quote of the Day (QOTD)

Here is the First Edition of GFY QOTD, not to be confused with QOTSA, Queens of the Stone Age, who have nothing to do with fashion blogs. See the link for a picture to go along with your quote.
GFY
PAUL RUBENS (Pee Wee Herman): Does anyone else think it's strange that I'm the most normal-looking person in this picture?
PAUL: I mean, seriously. I'm PEE-WEE HERMAN, and I look like somebody's responsible older brother. I wonder if I secretly work in insurance.

Barbaric!!

Senator Byrd is totally seriously you guys.

OMG! This is so awesome. Let's see if I can count the ways this video kicks ass. First of all, Will Ferrell. Second of all, Hall and Oates. Thirdly, hilarity. HiLARity! There are more. Watch, The Procedure.

This guy is fucking wasted. Pretty funny.

Another home made stripper pole accident. What do you call that move?

Anchor laughs while doing a story about 'Vegansexuals'. "We gotta move on before, I don't know, I get fired."

Here's your future. Raging dance party.

This is my new favorite song. Ya heard!

More Heather? Haha, sorry, I couldn't resist.

Customer Email of the Day

Here's a simple copy and paste of this gem of a customer email I got this morning.

WHEN I PURCHASED THIS SOFTWARE IT SAID IT WAS VISTA COMBATIBLE AND NOW AFTER I GET IT INSTALLED YOU PUT ME THROUGH A LOT OF CHANGES THAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I THINK THE WAY YOU HAVE TO CONFUSE PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT COMPLETELY SAVI WITH EVERY ONE OF THESE WEARD ABRIVATIONS AND NUMBERS THAT YOU USE IS NOT FAIR TO THE COMMON PERSON THAT WANTS TO USE YOUR SOFTWARE FOR WHAT YOU ARE SELLING IT FOR AND THAT IS TO BE ABLE TO DOWN LOAD THEIR OWN DVDS ONTO THERE IPOD SIMPLY. I NEED TO KNOW IN SIMPLE LANGUAGE WHAT I NEED TO DO IN ABLE TO MAKE THIS SOFTWARE COMBATIBLE FOR MY VISTA PC

I wish I knew how to make her software "combatible," maybe it would turn on her. That would be really weard.

Potato and Link Soup

Good day everyone. Hope you had a fine weekend. I'm bummed I missed the BBQ on Saturday, y'all have fun? Erin I wanna see pictures from the Outback if you went. Nick if you don't sing Old Man soon I'm gonna sign you up for it myself. Here's some links:

This is an awesome puzzle game called Gravity Pods. Be prepared to waste your time. So fun.
Edit: Level 40 is a stumper. Can you figure it out?

Wow, a Slut is cheaper than a PBJ at this hotel in Singapore. Sweet.

Some innovative new "Fratents". Ever since I can remember I've been poppin' my collar with a mutha fuckin' pistol in my hand (in my hand).

Dang, I don't know what the hell this is, but it's freaky. Criss Angel magic trick.

This is pretty funny and really vulgar. The Whitest Kids You Know do a sketch on dating shows.
"I want to mace you in the face and then make you shit on a tarp."

This is really good, a video spoof of Kanye's Can't Tell Me Nothin'. This guy has a new take on a "room full of ho's" (a field full of cows). I don't remember his name but I've seen his stand-up - awesome. And here's the original video in case you wanted to compare. Wow he is a terrible rapper.

Watching these girls try to dance like strippers is like watching a new-born horse (foal?) try to walk. Both disturbing and kinda funny in a ridiculous kinda way.

Jodie, a preview of your friend??? G's = Awesomelarious

Linkalicious

This baby is having a hard day. Be happy :)

World record bench press. I could totally kick this guy's ass.

This one is for Paula. Crocodile Rock muppet style.

A hidden camera Just For Laughs Gag. My favorite is the woman who gets in there with the camera. I .. love .. lesbians, byaaaaah!!

You can't just go looking at people like that. Sensitivity Training.

Ode to the Commode

No, I didn't write a song. But I did take a picture. I was thinking this morning that all three of you are probably really curious about how I spend my day at work. Obviously you get a flavor here and there, but perhaps I could divulge real experiences. For example, my favorite part of the day occurs here, in the third floor men's room. This special toilet is probably the best crapper I've ever had the pleasure of plopping poop into. It is secluded and quiet, the toilet is the perfect height from the floor, the walls are tile, and the light is appropriately dim. It's a mood toilet, really. This is my ode to this particular commode, where I spend time each day, pooping of course, while playing Golf on my cell phone.

The picture of Chuck really should be on the wall in there. But alas, it has found a home here on knowwhatimdoin (KWID). On a side note, KWID is totally pro quo. And on a side note of that side note, Tit, LOL.

Happy Thursday

Tonight's Cruiser Ride theme is Mad Max, which I happen to think is kinda dumb, but also pretty sweet. Above you will find the foundation for an acceptable Mad Max style costume, ladies. Here's a website dedicated to all things Mad Max - ridiculous.

Here's the first trailer for The Darjeeling Limited, which looks pretty good I think.

This is pretty interesting: article about an ex-narcotics cop who wants to help you stay ahead of the law, drugs in tow.
"The war on drugs is an utterly losing proposition"

Check out these puppies. It's like you're barefoot, only you're actually not. Revolutionary.

This is a surprisingly fun game called Statetris. It's like Tetris, only with the Lower 48.

Concert Update

As usual, there are some upcoming shows that would be really cool to see.

Tonight, as Nick pointed out, we're all missing Trampled by Turtles, which is obviously the most essential show of our time. So, basically we all suck.

This Monday at the Odgen is Silversun Pickups.

Tuesday night at Hi-Dive we have Blitzen Trapper. I'm probably going to this show. Anyone wanna join me?

On Wednesday, August 1 we have Modest Mouse at Red Rocks.
And the kicker is that Band of Horses is opening, who are seriously rad. Check out their page to download some mp3s if you don't have their stuff.

Then on Thursday it's a tough call between Toby Keith at Red Rocks and Kris Kristofferson at the Boulder Theater. Ok I'm joking. Well, only about Toby Keith, I would totally go see KK. But my point is that (nearly) every single day there is something worth seeing. Incredible. Ok let's continue:

There are a few other good Red Rocks shows coming up too, but the one I will definitely see is Arcade Fire with LCD Soundsystem on September 17. This will be amazing.

Mickey Avalon is back in town at the Bluebird on August 17.

And one of the shows I'm most excited about and will absolutely go to, Magnolia Electric Co. at the Bluebird on Tuesday August 28.

September 10th at the Ogden is Devendra Banhart.

All the way in November (the 5th) we'll have The New Pornographers at the Gothic down in Denver. These guys are really good and Neko Case is part of their band too. This is really close to being a must see show.

And to round things out, Brightblack Morning Light is apparently playing four shows in Colorado over the next two or three months. I would go see them all, two in Aspen at Belly Up, which is an awesome venue, and two at the Art Museum in Denver. The first show is September 28 in Denver, so mark your calendar.

**Update: BBML is only playing one date at the Art Museum, and it's October 26th for their Inaugural Gala, which is like 1000 bucks a plate. But I still have my fingers crossed for a show in Aspen, that'd be rad.

That's all for the concert update. There's probably a bunch of good shows I didn't mention. Here's a good website for finding upcoming music. Let me know if you see anything worthwhile. I'm always up for a good concert!