Linkalottapuss

Linkalottapuss: noun. A dinosaur, about the size of a small elephant that thrived during the late Paleozoic period in what is today known as south central Lithuania. Linkalottapuss was omnivorous but is thought to have eaten mostly freshwater fish and the hot flesh of a smaller, gentler species commonly referred to as Stankasorass. Linkalottapuss was popular for dozing by a stream letting it's unusually long tongue lure fish into a stunned trance and then surprising them with diatribes about celebrities or worthless random unrelated but sometimes slightly comical tidbits that tended to draw from Linkalottapuss's unique perspective on dinosaur culture and life in general.

And on that note, here are some links.

This is a Fiona Apple video featuring Zach Galifianakis, who is the same guy from the spoof of Kanye's Can't Tell Me Nothin', and who is totally awesome. This, however, is not a spoof, but is just her actual video. I love it.

I guess we're doing a Zach G theme today. Here he is lip syncing Anita Baker's You Bring Me Joy. This video expresses how I feel about you. All of you.

Daily Show clip about gay people in the military. I agree, paranoid lunatics are dangerous to our country.

Wow, this chick is awesome. That door came outta nowhere honey.