Swedish Weed

Good day everybody. I hope you all are having a fine week so far. I wanted to thank everyone who came up to Breck this weekend, I had a great time. My cable was down since like Thursday, but I got it back up in time to watch the first episode of this season of Weeds last night. My two word review: Totally awesome. Also perking up my day was the bag of multi-flavored Swedish Fish (which are fully vegan according to Wiki) that Adrienne left on my keyboard this morning. Those are some tasty little candies, it's a shame you don't see them around much anymore.

Haha, this portly fellow is just too much for the pool to handle. "This is going on Myspace."

This is kinda funny. Watch the lady cop eat shit at around 0:27.

More eating shit. This is how to land a jump on your bike.

And one more shit eating video. Perfect zero on the landing. Ouchers.

Remember Zach Galifianikis? Here's his take on physical comedy, with the Comedians of Comedy. And speaking of them, here's a P4K Guest List with Patton Oswalt who has a new comedy album out that's supposed to actually be good.

This guy is a real professional. I wonder how you get a job like this?

Mandatory viewing. How to: Iron Penis. Dang
This is surprisingly SFW, as is everything in today's post.

This is a really interesting video called The Human Footprint. It's an hour long and it details what the average human consumes, produces, etc in their lifetime.