Monday Morning

Howdy folks, looks like the results from the latest poll are in. I extended it a week in the hopes of getting more votes, and it worked! I got one extra vote in an entire week. That's fucking pathetic. Anyway apparently three of you were hereditarily hot, while just one of you was sporting fresh dipped gear. Nicely done. Maybe I'll have to start addressing four faithful readers. Since I'm in a chatty mood this morning let's discuss the weekend. Friday night we did some comedy down in Denver. Bill Burr was as angry and New England-y as I had hoped, fantastic. Saturday night we paid a million dollars for bowling, and I won every game by like 50 points at least. And Sunday we saw Superbad. Here's a mini critique/review: Two thumbs way up the ass!!! The funniest quote from the movie is actually in the uncut trailer that I linked two a few days ago. Here it is: "The funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock," precious.

MUSIC

Check out this stream of Beck's cover of Lee Hazlewood's (who recently passed) Forget Marie.

And here's a Daytrotter session with Menomena.

And now we'll post some links throughout the day to keep you busy. Hope your Monday is as dull and anticlimactic as mine :)

Here is the proper use of the term 'Oh snap.'

You need to watch this video. It's really bizarre and really good. The Washington Song. (NSFW)

Japan continues to invent things that you really don't need, but you definitely need. Thank you to Eric for this one.

Here's some entries from the international photography awards or something. Really cool photos.

Here we have a goat surfing on a sheep. Don't ask, just watch it, it's hilarious.

Funny video of dancing mishaps to the tune of Safety Dance.

Here's a couple articles from Body Philosophy. World's Fattest People and World's Largest Breasts. Neither are pretty. Breasts thing may be NSFW

This woman was killed by her own camel.

This is just ridiculous. Drunk guy falls off a skateboard.