Miss Carolinka

This Miss Carolina thing just won't quit.

I like this chick's dance style. Check out Groove Girl. And Groove Girl Part II in which she dances to a Justice song. Cool video.

Good grief. This fisherman/comedian guy talks about all the different sea creatures you can, um, enjoy. "That's a moray!"

This guy forgets to take the skateboard with him. Ouch.

Have a great weekend everyone. I'm off to a wonderful wedding in Steamboat. Enjoy the extra day off and I'll see you back on Tuesday for some more internet fun. Piece!!

Glinkse

This slideshow fondly catalogs the first goatse experience.

For those of you unfamiliar with the goatse, here's an urban dictionary entry. And if you're brave, you'll do a Google image search. But that would def be NSFW.

This guy catches an incredible, gigantic wave.

Jimmy Kimmel breaks down Miss Teen SC's now infamous answer. Hilarious.

You know you've wanted to do this.

There's been a lot of these slip and slide videos recently. I'm gonna miss summer.

Lauren Caitlin Linkton

Take a geography quiz with the smartest girl in the world.

The great, magnificent land of the free. Havaii.

Jose Gonzalinks

I'm a little slow on updating today. I was actually working earlier if you can believe that.

Here's a video of Jose Gonzales playing his song Storm and you can find the link for the video for Hints at this page too. And if you scroll down you'll see a new Band of Horses MP3. Their new album is out October 9th!!

I guess this is what not to do in boxing.

Well, this is pure comedy gold right here. Watch out Ashley!

Endless Drone

Kind of a slow morning around here. I'm listening to my new Magnolia Electric Co. CD collection I just got in the mail. Mostly I've found you can't beat the last Songs: Ohia album. But I'm finding some good stuff. Here's a few links, I'll keep updating throughout the day. Don't let the edge of your seat put a dent in your butt.

The smartest girls in the world are also the prettiest. Oh wait, ooh.

Oh but let's give her a second chance shall we?

Sickeningly adorable bulldog pups. Nauseating.

This is kinda stupid, but then they roll the flavor list at the end. My favorite? Well Lemon AIDS of course. Socially conscious flavors from Ben and Jerry.

This is mildly interesting. Seven beer wonders of the world. First two are from Japan.

How cool is this? A half mile zip line to school every day. I love how the narrator tries to make it shocking. What a douche.

Explicit animal three way. Oh we've got goat action.

Music video for the Shins song, Sleeping Lessons, off Wincing the Night Away.

Interview with M.I.A. in Radar magazine.

Everybody Daylink

Well I've been online all morning and everything I've found just seems stupid. I figured it would get to this point eventually. Everything except for this one music video. I was actually kind of surprised when I realized what was going on in this video. But I admit that it piqued my curiosity as well. Mostly I was wondering if anything else would happen or if the whole video would be just her doing what she's doing. But the more I watched and the more I let the song sort of permeate the whole experience (and I love this song, absolutely love it) the more I found it to be, as I say below, beautiful. I've always thought of this song as like floating on an open sea with the waves lifting you up and down, and there's a rhythm to her movement that really fits with my own experience of the song. So basically I ended up really enjoying it, not for the provocation, but for the fit, and for the joy on her face at the end, that's pretty cool.

This is a really provocative video for Brightblack Morning Light's song Everybody Daylight. I'm not sure if it's an official video or what. Watch the whole thing though, it's beautiful. (NSFW-ish)

Edit:
Ok, give me all day and I'm bound to find something right? Here's Forbes annual Best Cities for Singles list. Winner? San Francisco.

Spotted Links

Here's a funny spoof on internet shorthand. It s u c k s (super unbelievably cool kangaroo socks).

Watch this kid run like hell after splitting his sack. Less disturbing than it sounds, it's actually pretty funny.

This is good for a few laughs. Top 10 Cheerleading Bloopers.

Wow, this is amazing. Watch this self help guy show a woman the meaning of trust. Seriously just watch it.

Holy heckerton. This guy has the world's largest and most severely fucked up hand. Photo is hard to look at.

Get swept up in the broom closet-esque fun of Curling. Sponsored by the Finest Clothing Available Today! Sweaters.

This fellow is bringing Paxil Back. SexyBack parody/cover. Put a little Seratonin in it.

This is really cool. Edited Drums. How to make music without actually making any music.

I guess the last one is real. Wowzers. Breakdancer vs. Kid.

It's the return of Man vs. Kids, here's part II. Tiny ninja warriors beat down.

And a personal favorite of mine, it's the Wrap It Up Box from Chappelle Show. Wrap that shit up B.

Customer quote and MP3 of the day

From an email:

I have a USB modem from my cellular provider and PhoneTools reckons it does not support voice transmission.

PhoneTools reckons? It reckons?!?! What else did it tell you between sips of Budweiser?

MP3
And here's another song by Blitzen Trapper, because I care. Sci-Fi Kid

Crapple sauce

This is hilarious. Phone sex in an elevator full of people. (NSFW)

Candidate for the best face plant in TV history.

Someone made a McLovin t-shirt. Awesome.

Great video of a deer jumping over someone on a motorcycle.

Here's the English translation of a Dutch children's song. Fart in the duck. Pretty funny.

Here's a Lego version of Weird Al's White and Nerdy. Fantastic.

And here's the original from Weird Al. You see me bowlin'.

An interview with Daryl Hall. Apparently he's an indie rocker now. Sweet.

Review of M.I.A.'s new album, Kala. It's the shit.

Monday Morning

Howdy folks, looks like the results from the latest poll are in. I extended it a week in the hopes of getting more votes, and it worked! I got one extra vote in an entire week. That's fucking pathetic. Anyway apparently three of you were hereditarily hot, while just one of you was sporting fresh dipped gear. Nicely done. Maybe I'll have to start addressing four faithful readers. Since I'm in a chatty mood this morning let's discuss the weekend. Friday night we did some comedy down in Denver. Bill Burr was as angry and New England-y as I had hoped, fantastic. Saturday night we paid a million dollars for bowling, and I won every game by like 50 points at least. And Sunday we saw Superbad. Here's a mini critique/review: Two thumbs way up the ass!!! The funniest quote from the movie is actually in the uncut trailer that I linked two a few days ago. Here it is: "The funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock," precious.

MUSIC

Check out this stream of Beck's cover of Lee Hazlewood's (who recently passed) Forget Marie.

And here's a Daytrotter session with Menomena.

And now we'll post some links throughout the day to keep you busy. Hope your Monday is as dull and anticlimactic as mine :)

Here is the proper use of the term 'Oh snap.'

You need to watch this video. It's really bizarre and really good. The Washington Song. (NSFW)

Japan continues to invent things that you really don't need, but you definitely need. Thank you to Eric for this one.

Here's some entries from the international photography awards or something. Really cool photos.

Here we have a goat surfing on a sheep. Don't ask, just watch it, it's hilarious.

Funny video of dancing mishaps to the tune of Safety Dance.

Here's a couple articles from Body Philosophy. World's Fattest People and World's Largest Breasts. Neither are pretty. Breasts thing may be NSFW

This woman was killed by her own camel.

This is just ridiculous. Drunk guy falls off a skateboard.

Word to the Father

Who Ya Worshippin'?? This lady must be Canadian. Eloise is OOT!

Here's a good compilation of Tobias Funke.

Capturing the Idgit Vote. Political strategists discuss the upcoming election.

Five full minutes of painful MXC eliminations. This is actually a repeat, but so worth it.

Here's a really cool video off Talib Kweli's new album Ear Drum. Out on the 21st. Here is In the Mood.

eh. Edit: meh

Ahh! I'm fuckin' bored today. What're you guys doing?

Let's see what Phantom of the Office has been up to.

This is a question that most of you have asked yourselves at one point or another. And if you haven't asked, well you've been asked. Perhaps several times a day. What About BJs? This would be NSFW.

It's the true rollergirl. Except she happens to be five years old and live in like India or something.

This gets really hilarious right about "Cornish game hen." Patton Oswalt on a 62 year old woman giving birth. (slightly NSFW)

GFY QOTD

Can I go out like this? YEAH, I CAN. I look HOT. Wait. No, I can't. I don't have the guts to go out like this. I look ridiculous. I go out dressed like Charlotte York, not Samantha Jones.

This is a great way to review an album. Indie Rock Baseball.

You like a link? I give you a link

Amazing air drums from Mr. Bean. This is really cool.

Holy cow, it's a Legs Off Dance Off. Amazing.

Jimmy Kimmel slays it at the Flavor Flav roast. "Flavor Flav is responsible for more homeless black children than hurricane Katrina." The language is NSFW.

Dude!! Backflip on a slackline? You bet your ass backflip on a slackline.

This looks painful. Face plant off a coke machine.

Jenna Jameson strikes a pose. Don't worry, it's SFW.

And in other SFW pornstar news, Ron Jeremy is still with us, barely.

Cheerleader jumpshot. Yikes.

This man is made mostly of bouncy ball material. It must be the shoes.

White Whine. A website dedicated to the trials of being white.
For example:
"Chardonnay gives me the worst hangovers."
or
"Ugh, all the good gmails are taken."

This is actually pretty funny. Public toilet prank.

MUSIC
You have to go here and stream Blitzen Trapper live on Minnesota Public Radio.
I'm telling you, these guys are really awesome.

Swedish Weed

Good day everybody. I hope you all are having a fine week so far. I wanted to thank everyone who came up to Breck this weekend, I had a great time. My cable was down since like Thursday, but I got it back up in time to watch the first episode of this season of Weeds last night. My two word review: Totally awesome. Also perking up my day was the bag of multi-flavored Swedish Fish (which are fully vegan according to Wiki) that Adrienne left on my keyboard this morning. Those are some tasty little candies, it's a shame you don't see them around much anymore.

Haha, this portly fellow is just too much for the pool to handle. "This is going on Myspace."

This is kinda funny. Watch the lady cop eat shit at around 0:27.

More eating shit. This is how to land a jump on your bike.

And one more shit eating video. Perfect zero on the landing. Ouchers.

Remember Zach Galifianikis? Here's his take on physical comedy, with the Comedians of Comedy. And speaking of them, here's a P4K Guest List with Patton Oswalt who has a new comedy album out that's supposed to actually be good.

This guy is a real professional. I wonder how you get a job like this?

Mandatory viewing. How to: Iron Penis. Dang
This is surprisingly SFW, as is everything in today's post.

This is a really interesting video called The Human Footprint. It's an hour long and it details what the average human consumes, produces, etc in their lifetime.

Good Clean Links, Sorta

Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa's Feelings? "How many sticks does one person need anyway?"

Best Dramatic Chipmunk remix yet. Lost.

Perhaps the dumbest toy ever created. It's a...wtf?

This short little article is aptly named Worst.Excuse.Ever. That about sums it up.

This was good for a chuckle. This cop body checks a reporter into a wall.

Just a typical day at work here.

More Onion News hilarity. My religion demands that I share this with you.

All this and probably more, for under 20 bucks. Check out Carlton's Breakin' and Poppin' book!

Shockingly, none of the above links are NSFW. At least, as far as I can tell. If you feel a link is NSFW but I haven't flagged it as such, leave a comment explaining just how much trouble you'd get it for watching it at work and I'll give you a gold star.

Oh boy, here we go, finally something that you'll definitely get in trouble for viewing at work, so don't under any circumstances watch this clip, ever, if you're at work. You'll definitely get fired, and you might also get AIDS or die. This guy catches his wife cheating with not one, but two lesbian construction worker clowns wearing face paint. "It's not that I wasn't ready for a commitment, I needed something different." Oh, ok, that's cool. (NSFW)

And of course, Ho's for Happiness. It's a smörgåsbord of hoes. (NSFW)

Now Sporting Full..What??

Last night David brought to my attention the fact that I've been neglecting to mark particularly inappropriate links with NSFW, which would indicate that they're Not Suitable For Work. So, in the future you will find the NSFW notation next to any link that is thusly inappropriate. For example, in yesterday's post I would affix the NSFW notation by the Louis CK link, because he has a potty mouth. But actually none of the other links are really vulgar or graphic, so I wouldn't mark any others. Giant Swinging Boobs would definitely have gotten an NSFW. And in the spirit of education, which is why you're all here I'm sure, here's a small lesson in internet lingo.
tldnr = too long, did not read
ftw = for the win, which is another way of saying "neat-o" or "this one is the best out of all of them"
itymotdatnca = I took your mom out to dinner and then never called again. I just made that one up, sorry.

And that's all for now. I'll quit so all three of you aren't like, 'damn dude, this stupid post was tldnr.'

Sumting to Dlink?

In memory of Shit Head. This woman's dog is being disrespected by an entire community in Uniontown, KY. "No different than somebody named uh Dick, or Peter." That's right, fuck those people, Shit Head was his name-o.

This man fulfills his lifelong dream of humping a dolphin.

Nice move. This looks painful. Butt scan mishap.

The Way-Too-Honest Home Shopping Network, and other interesting TV finds. Isn't it just craptabulous? Grow a mustache.

The subtleties of parenthood with Louis CK.

This is awesome. Jimmy Kimmel does a spoof trailer to The Bourne Ultimatum with Guillermo. This is funnier if you know the history with Jimmy and Matt Damon.

And of course, Ridiculous Customer Name of the Day goes to Michael Hofacker. You think dat's bad...there's no telling what he'd do to dem hoes I have in da gah'den.

This kid is a pretty badass little football player. Mostly I'm just posting this because of the Fat Joe/Lil' Wayne song the video is set to, but damn. He's like a little white Reggie Bush.
"Yeah, I'm in this bitch for terror. Got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella. I make it rain (I make it rain) I make it rain on them hoes"

And to waste your time even further, it's the best three second clip on the internet, obviously one-upping the best five second clip, Dramatic Chipmunk, also interpreted as Darthmatic Chipmunk. Here is Dramatic Baby Who Then Takes It All Back With An Overcompensating Smile.

Ok, last one. Adorable ninja babies.

...One in the Link

This has to be fake, right? The bottle's already open, right? Nip Twist Open.

Clambering in the dark for hope on Craigslist. This one could last though.

Is there a G cup flavor? Heather have you been eating these cookies all your life?
Quote of the night last night, and I paraphrase:
Heather: "Girl you ain't got no candy"
Girl: "I've got candy!"
Heather: "These are G's!!"

Wow, Kevin Smith is sharp enough, he could do standup. Watch him belittle a shit talking fan.

Go here to see the new M.I.A. video, Jimmy.

Next time you have a pressing Goth fashion crisis or question, simply consult Lady of the Manners. Friends don't let friends dress like the Crow.
"It's...fun to shock people by behaving impeccably."
Quite so, Lady, quite so.
Here's her website, Gothic Charm School.

Originally I posted this whole Lady of the Manners thing as a joke. I mean, c'mon. But then I found something interesting and useful to the layperson. Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Goth and Emo? Or perhaps what the hell either of those things actually is? Well here's the answer for you in article form, by the Lady. While she may happen to be writing about being a Goth, which I find somewhat silly, the woman speaks eloquently about having an open mind and being respectful of others, which I find compelling.

Hello Linky

The results of this week's poll are in. Apparently two of you let the cats out while one of you is convinced that my mother did it. I asked her and she denied knowing what I was talking about. Sure Mom. And the fourth response by yours truly was the correct answer, it was in fact Furry Foote who let the cats out, in all her toothless glory. Thank you once again to my three faithful readers for your participation. We'll have a new poll up by the end of the day. Enjoy some links.

Bad cops degraded with Hello Kitty outerwear.

Haha, the link I found said Worst Facebook hookup ever. I thought it was kinda sweet, if a bit cheesy. I wish my Mom was on Facebook.

I don't care how childish the humor is, this movie looks fantastic. Uncensored trailer for Superbad.

This is one of those things that I personally don't find that great, but that everyone is watching, so you should at least take a look. Tay Zonday, internet sensation, sings his original, Chocolate Rain. Yes that really is his voice. No, I have no idea what the hell he's talking about.

John Mayer remixes Chocolate Rain. Nelly Furtado style.

This looks scary, ladder diving into a little pool.

Here's some expert pole dancing to wow the crowd. Extra points for the Smack My Bitch Up / Enya mash-up.

Tree Dollars and Fitty Cent

I had to add this cartoon to the post. Found this on collegehumor. What an awesome play on words.

This is hands down the coolest and best T-shirt of all time.

Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water. -and I yelled. I said, “What do you want from us, monster?!” And the monster bent down and said, “…Uh I need about tree-fitty.”

Remember this old SNL skit Fresh-a-Pepper? It kills me every time Adam says fresh a pepper. I die, seriously.

Conan gets foiled again by The Interrupter. This seems kinda dumb about halfway through, but then it gets kinda good at the end.

You've gotta see this skater eat shit from like 50 feet up. Tots to the gnar.

Take a look at the weekend weather report from College Humor.

Why I'm Hot

Ok, so I just talked to Michaela, Hi Michaela :) And I shared with her this desire that I have for more interaction on and about this website. She, in turn, inspired me to write this post. You see, I love the idea that anyone would enjoy or get anything out of this page, but what I really would like to see is some dialog or interaction regarding the posts. There is a comment section under each post and if you happen to read a post or visit a link and you have some reaction to it, I - and the other readers I'm sure - would love to hear it, so leave a comment. So far I've gotten only positive feedback on this blog and I'm thrilled about that, thank you. However my main goal here is to encourage a conversation about these interesting things we find online and post here at KWID. So, this is a plea to your creative side. I know you have thoughts and feelings you'd like to share regarding anything and everything online. Let's hear them! Your input will improve this thing for me and for others reading. We can have fun with this. I'm already having fun with this, so help me out :) Thanks for taking the time to visit and have a fantastic day.
-Crizzle

Linkalottapuss

Linkalottapuss: noun. A dinosaur, about the size of a small elephant that thrived during the late Paleozoic period in what is today known as south central Lithuania. Linkalottapuss was omnivorous but is thought to have eaten mostly freshwater fish and the hot flesh of a smaller, gentler species commonly referred to as Stankasorass. Linkalottapuss was popular for dozing by a stream letting it's unusually long tongue lure fish into a stunned trance and then surprising them with diatribes about celebrities or worthless random unrelated but sometimes slightly comical tidbits that tended to draw from Linkalottapuss's unique perspective on dinosaur culture and life in general.

And on that note, here are some links.

This is a Fiona Apple video featuring Zach Galifianakis, who is the same guy from the spoof of Kanye's Can't Tell Me Nothin', and who is totally awesome. This, however, is not a spoof, but is just her actual video. I love it.

I guess we're doing a Zach G theme today. Here he is lip syncing Anita Baker's You Bring Me Joy. This video expresses how I feel about you. All of you.

Daily Show clip about gay people in the military. I agree, paranoid lunatics are dangerous to our country.

Wow, this chick is awesome. That door came outta nowhere honey.

GFY Quote of the Day (QOTD)

Here is the First Edition of GFY QOTD, not to be confused with QOTSA, Queens of the Stone Age, who have nothing to do with fashion blogs. See the link for a picture to go along with your quote.
GFY
PAUL RUBENS (Pee Wee Herman): Does anyone else think it's strange that I'm the most normal-looking person in this picture?
PAUL: I mean, seriously. I'm PEE-WEE HERMAN, and I look like somebody's responsible older brother. I wonder if I secretly work in insurance.

Barbaric!!

Senator Byrd is totally seriously you guys.

OMG! This is so awesome. Let's see if I can count the ways this video kicks ass. First of all, Will Ferrell. Second of all, Hall and Oates. Thirdly, hilarity. HiLARity! There are more. Watch, The Procedure.

This guy is fucking wasted. Pretty funny.

Another home made stripper pole accident. What do you call that move?

Anchor laughs while doing a story about 'Vegansexuals'. "We gotta move on before, I don't know, I get fired."

Here's your future. Raging dance party.

This is my new favorite song. Ya heard!

More Heather? Haha, sorry, I couldn't resist.

Customer Email of the Day

Here's a simple copy and paste of this gem of a customer email I got this morning.

WHEN I PURCHASED THIS SOFTWARE IT SAID IT WAS VISTA COMBATIBLE AND NOW AFTER I GET IT INSTALLED YOU PUT ME THROUGH A LOT OF CHANGES THAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I THINK THE WAY YOU HAVE TO CONFUSE PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT COMPLETELY SAVI WITH EVERY ONE OF THESE WEARD ABRIVATIONS AND NUMBERS THAT YOU USE IS NOT FAIR TO THE COMMON PERSON THAT WANTS TO USE YOUR SOFTWARE FOR WHAT YOU ARE SELLING IT FOR AND THAT IS TO BE ABLE TO DOWN LOAD THEIR OWN DVDS ONTO THERE IPOD SIMPLY. I NEED TO KNOW IN SIMPLE LANGUAGE WHAT I NEED TO DO IN ABLE TO MAKE THIS SOFTWARE COMBATIBLE FOR MY VISTA PC

I wish I knew how to make her software "combatible," maybe it would turn on her. That would be really weard.