In memory of Shit Head. This woman's dog is being disrespected by an entire community in Uniontown, KY. "No different than somebody named uh Dick, or Peter." That's right, fuck those people, Shit Head was his name-o.
This man fulfills his lifelong dream of humping a dolphin.
Nice move. This looks painful. Butt scan mishap.
The Way-Too-Honest Home Shopping Network, and other interesting TV finds. Isn't it just craptabulous? Grow a mustache.
The subtleties of parenthood with Louis CK.
This is awesome. Jimmy Kimmel does a spoof trailer to The Bourne Ultimatum with Guillermo. This is funnier if you know the history with Jimmy and Matt Damon.
And of course, Ridiculous Customer Name of the Day goes to Michael Hofacker. You think dat's bad...there's no telling what he'd do to dem hoes I have in da gah'den.
This kid is a pretty badass little football player. Mostly I'm just posting this because of the Fat Joe/Lil' Wayne song the video is set to, but damn. He's like a little white Reggie Bush.
"Yeah, I'm in this bitch for terror. Got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella. I make it rain (I make it rain) I make it rain on them hoes"
And to waste your time even further, it's the best three second clip on the internet, obviously one-upping the best five second clip, Dramatic Chipmunk, also interpreted as Darthmatic Chipmunk. Here is Dramatic Baby Who Then Takes It All Back With An Overcompensating Smile.
Ok, last one. Adorable ninja babies.
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That thing with the copier happened to me once, but all I did was put my schlong on there
LOL nice. But seriously dude, shut the hell up.
talking to yourself? here's my favorite quote of the day from non other than The Superficial:
"I did a scientific study and discovered that the number one key to being less annoying is to have big boobs. And you can't argue with science."
I thought you might appreciate it...
big boobs, they go hand in hand with everything
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